emirates national school

ens is a school filled with lesbians and depressed snakes. if ur the class of ‘23 or/and after ur the most hated and most problematic.
person #1: what school do u go to?
person #2: oh i go to emirates national school
person #1: *ight imma head out*
by i live in my mom’s basement December 07, 2019
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National Cadence Day

National Cadence Day is a day to celebrate all your fellow friends named Cadence!! National Cadence Day takes place on March 31st.
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national rape day

NO this is not a holiday this is gross and stupid if she/him/they don't want it don't make them bitch
national rape day is disgusting bitch
by your local lesbian tEhE May 21, 2021
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The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong
"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
by tnayrb January 26, 2015
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National Flirt day

On April 17th you can flirt with anyone you want without cheating even if someone is dating someone else.
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National Lola day

A day that we celebrate people with the name “Lola”. Happens every august 4th
Someone: Its national Lola day. Time to spend my august 4th with some people named Lola!
by Moon_804 October 03, 2021
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National pufferfish day

On the 9th of October you must use the pufferfish emoji atleast twice or else you get bad luck with pufferfish until the next October 9th
by I_is_hooman October 07, 2020
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