March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 31

Hug a libra day. Show your friends that you are their life.

*someone hugs a libra* why did you do that. Its March 31!

by MATERIALGROWL10 March 24, 2022

March 9th

National tell your biggest secret to a friend day

Person 1: what’s your biggest secret?
Person 2: why would I tell you?
Person 1: cause it’s March 9th duh

by Cecejusi March 8, 2021

March 7

Day where you ask out people whos initials are J, D, G, K, R, F, and V

Him- “Hey its march 7th, your name starts with a k right?”
Her- “yeah?”
Him- “wanna be my gf?”
Her- “sure!!”

by woahepicstar March 7, 2022

March 30

The day when yes means no and no means yes

You: Mam, Dad, can i have some money please
Parents: no you have had loads
You: well its march 30th
Parents: *gives money*

by M4CI33 March 29, 2022

March 5th

The Day on which Makoto Yuki/ Minato Arisatofrom Persona 3 died after sealing Nyx to save the World

„It’s March 5th, Time to cry again”

by NieR/Persona October 16, 2019

1st of March

Best day, best day, best day. Only good day . Every other day I cry.

Person 1: It is 1st of March woohoo
Person 2:It will be crying time tomorrow

by EpicFortniteChad21 November 29, 2020