Seven Lakes High School

a high school located in katy texas, or more notably, a shithole. go here if you want people to ridicule your perfectly average grades and if you want pedophiliac teachers harassing you. this school sucks ass, dont listen to the niche ratings or the "wow, seven lakes is a top tier school!". do NOT come here, because everyone is fake as shit and narcissistic.

class of 2026

(sophomore)
~lia

boy: man im so glad i dont go to seven lakes high school.
girl: i know right? i think i'd kill myself if i went there.

by lia_09 November 12, 2023

Lake Flacid

When you can't get your dick hard in an outside environment.

"I was on a booty call in the woods and couldn't get bricked. Lake Flacid!"

by ambaryk November 16, 2023

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

lakes region community college

The ball crushing factory

"Yo did you get your balls crushed at lakes region community college?"
"Hell yeah i'm still recovering"

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234 January 5, 2024

lakes region community college

the ball crushing factory

Friend 1: Yo did you get your balls crushed yet at lakes region community college?
Friend 2: Hell yeah! I have another appointment this week!

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234 January 10, 2024

lake ontario

the ultimate place of residency for the resident that ejaculates like lake ontario.

ex. Narwall: you know Shon?
Aayon: Yes everyone knows Shon.
Narwall: Did you know he cums like Lake Ontario?

by A rizz January 23, 2024

lake ontario

a large area where the resident ejaculates

shon: i ejaculated like lake ontario after i saw those hips

by A rizz February 5, 2024