Jason

Furry Fucker

Whoah, he fucked a furry? Is his name Jason?

by JasonFucksFurrys October 3, 2022

Jason

Jason is a very closed off person although he is a social butterfly. Hes mates with a lot of people and gets along with almost everyone but he only lets some people in because he does get scared eventhough he hides it. If your close with someone called Jason dont take him for granted hes one of the most Loyal and nice Lads youll ever meet!

Girl1: Can we meet up with Jason
Girl2: Sure why not

Girl1: I love him

Guy1: Hes sorted
Girl2: He is always out and shit

by DionnePhoenix March 17, 2019

Jason

Jason is someone who has a mean streak. Jason can be a country music award. Because he drinks a lot of alcohol. Never drives drunk. A Jason has bedroom eyes. & is yummy.

Bend me over like Jason

by Nmk1319 July 30, 2025

Jason

a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)

nancy: i clogged my toilet
catherine: aw man, i think i put too many jason’s in there!

by candycrusher1703 February 9, 2019

Jason

dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.

Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls

by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021

Jason

A really dumb kid who sucks at fortnite oh wait I can't say that word I'll get copyrighted!!

Jason you suck at fertnite!!

by FERTNITEBRUHHHH October 29, 2019

Jason

A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.

“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”

“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”

by JavierDontCare November 24, 2021