James Baxter

Jaaaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter is a mythical beach ball riding horse that can only say his own name. He is loved by all but his only love is the seaside. He is allergic to Karen's, and middle management. His occupation is unknown but he likes drugs.

He has been known to ride his beach ball between Beatles themed pubs.

Abbie: Oh my God - is that James Baxter?
Sara: No, it's just a horse - he's obviously not riding a beach ball.

James Baxter: Jaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter

by FinnplusJake November 23, 2018

James C

A bloody nightmare some are nice will most are horrible , they say mean things and are mostly just not nice.!

Aren't you a James C

by AbramLickmyNoodles November 11, 2018

Polly James

Ruiner of fun

Stop being a Polly James and let me go out on Saturday, mum!!

OMG. Leave me alone. I'm just having fun. Why can't you leave me to it?!

by cardiff_gal January 23, 2019

ty james

The greatest artists of all time

Aye man with all those plays you could be the next ty james

by Small pecker July 7, 2019

James Perro

You may confuse him as being an elf or a very annoying person but trust me you won't. He is very funny, and a midget.

james perro likes n word

by Matthew Pennington November 26, 2019

james croft

Someone with a penis with a resemblance to Gonzo's nose

G - hey whats that hanging out over there?
Roxanne - oh never mind that its a james croft

G- it looks like gonzo's nose
Roxanne- no that just his penis... all blue and crooked

by G_meister November 27, 2019

James Bailey

A name for a guy who likes rocks getting thrown at his head. He is a nice guy and usually wears glasses but can be a massive rock grabber. He usually calls places like Taco Bell Indian food and is also known as GeoDude from Pokemon. Sometimes he can be really smart but other times he can be a big fat spack.

Watch out for the rocks its James Bailey!
James Bailey will take these rocks in a minute if you do not be careful!

by ihitfatdabs May 5, 2019