Diva J

A divined individual aka true diva.
One of class who always looks jazzy never clashy nor trashy! An individual who has a goal in life and stays focus on what she wants. One who is unique and different from the rest.

Jeanette Hordge- authour of The Diva J Way

by Jeanette September 15, 2004

Flying J

A person that is extremely addicted to Socom II online. He has already surpassed two-hundred playing hours and he is a rank-up whore.

"If someone threatened to take away my Socom I would take it in the ass."

by Toya April 13, 2005

j-man

A word used to describe someone suffering from the disease Joseph's Albinism. The person with this condition has a very white complexion that at times you can't even see them. At around the age of fifteen they develop a muscular back and large biceps. Their hair looks asian and their sideburns stick out so much that they are also known as mud flaps. J-man's also have a fetish for teachers and being handcuffed. Also 70% of J-men carry around 1GB USB's maxed out with pornographic material.

j-man

by a-non-y-mo-us September 13, 2009

J. Pilot

The abbreviation for the scientific term Junky-Auto-Pilot. Junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, Team J) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. It is at some point during this period that J. Pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. Studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of Junky Auto Piloting.

Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.

by Jungle Junky September 2, 2010

j fuck

When two Virgins are "trying" to stay pure, the man pushes the woman's butt cheeks together and shoves his meat between the cheeks and pumps until he explodes on her back. It usually happens when you're non virgin friends drive you around watching you through the rearview mirror.

Bro, that guy totally J fucked her in the backseat of my car.

by J Fucker69 August 22, 2019

Scruffy J

The act of grabbing another unsuspecting person's testicles from behind and ripping them towards you, usually resulting in a loss of pubic hair.

*Twunny gives Birdman a Scruffy J*
Birdman: OUCH!!


Twunny: Dude, I just gave Birdman the biggest Scruffy J ever!
Hoppy: Yeah now you might wanna think about cleaning the pubes out of your hand

by thehoppinator March 16, 2009

J-ohs

JJ's. Used to be a common room. Now it's a common bar. Not like Boobah.

by Anonymous October 18, 2003