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Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest.
You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?
by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025
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Italian nap

When you go to the local Italian joint in your area, then suddenly you realize you're covered in olive oil from the bread dipping. You then decide to go home and set up the slip and slide in bed and take her to poundtown, and then drizzle tiramisu all over her belly.
We hit up the best spot in town for some Lasagna. And then we rushed home to take an Italian nap.
by Importeater84ny November 13, 2025
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Italian Brainrot

A type of meme where an ai generated image is shown with a text-to-speech voice speaking Italian saying random things or something downright deplorable.
Italian Brainrot is the most unfunny meme I have ever witnessed!
by NotHchom May 30, 2025
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italian

A true fuckboy who loves bitches, usually hot as fuck.
Yo, that Italian is pretty hot. *blushes*
by italoian B) July 12, 2021
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Italian Steven

Annoyingly sexy
You can be mad at them cause they're so fucking annoying but be checking them out cause they're sexy ASF and that's annoying.

"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."
by Sadiebiitxh May 4, 2025
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Ralphs Italian Ice

An Iconic summer treat on long island, these idiots close in winter too
Wanna get a ralphs Italian Ice? No, its winter dipshit!
by Not goatpersonv2 July 5, 2021
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Italian Bread Pudding

A modern-day delicacy. You feed your friend a whole load of white bread then a 2 liter of coke. Then proceed to throat fuck them while they puke it up.
Trey gave me some Italian Bread Pudding last night. I’ve never been at more of a loss of words. It was magical.
by Steadlur October 9, 2025
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