bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

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ugly shopping

Ugly Shopping: Similar to ugly crying.

Ugly shopping is when you’re so upset about a thing that you bought all the wrong shit and the clothes are ugly.

Ugly Shopping: I was trying to spoil myself at the mall after my breakup with Antonio but he had me so upset and everything I bought bought was ugly AF!

by ShayDB July 26, 2018

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shopping trance

When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.

Man: Honey, we gotta go, my cousin's baby's due.

Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!

Man: ...Damn shopping trance...

by NewbDeffy August 27, 2017

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shopped

Abbreviation of Photoshop, the original app where photography can be altered. Specifically, where someone’s face/body appears unusually perfect in print or screen. Can also be used for implying other fakery, such as autotune in music, or anything which aims to sell (ie: being sold at shop)

That profile photo is totally shopped

by Gehrigfthj March 18, 2020

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