Facebook trauma (or Status infliction) occurs when a 'friend' you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover. A source of deep agony.
Facebook trauma examples...
- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly
- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly
by Supraxi September 06, 2011
When you go on facebook and visit tons of your friends' profiles and comment on a lot of things or "like" a lot of things. Usually involves a lot of creepin.
Man, I was so bored today that I went on a facebook spree and commented on all of Tim's, Lisa's and Johnny's wall posts. Now I'm gonna have 50 thousand notifications because of that!
by Bears n Basketball January 22, 2011
The idea that one shouldn't like a bar/restaurant/food/etc. before actually visiting or experiencing it.
“Geez, Steve, if you didn’t have so much Facebook Integrity you would have realized tonight is two dollar everythings at the bar!”
by The Real Alex Peters August 12, 2013
Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.
Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.
by Brubes July 13, 2011
A person who is all over someone's dick on facebook. Whether they're hating or just making worthless comments, they won't hop off.
Collin (photo comment) - Dude, you WOULD make this your profile pic. Put a shirt on man.
Sam - I was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. My dick's starting hurt just let go.
Jackson - word collin you've been facebook jocking niggas hard lately chill out
Sam - I was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. My dick's starting hurt just let go.
Jackson - word collin you've been facebook jocking niggas hard lately chill out
by thatreaddealnigga April 23, 2011
When a person shares too much personal information on facebook, whether it's to draw attention or to make him/her feel important. Like other people even care about that stuff! Stop! It embarrasses your family, you big doof!
Evette felt as though no one in her house or school paid attention to her so she turned to her computer. As her psychologist explained, Facebook Exhibitionism is not a way to solve an inferiority complex, and it's a treatable disorder.
by p j g January 12, 2011
by nrs1970 June 21, 2010