Evan

The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.

"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."

by pongschlap July 1, 2024

Evan The Bomber

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin

Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord

by M0nke March 19, 2024

Evans middle school

A try hard middle school in coweta county that try’s to keep up with lee, but fails every year.

I feel bad for Evans middle school they try hard every year but fail.

by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021

Evan

Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass

Person a: omg look at Evan over there

Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!

by Lenlen June 11, 2023

Izzy Evans

Even though she will never see it, she is the most amazing person I have ever met. Izzy deserves the world and more, I love her so much.

1: Is that Izzy Evans?
2: Yes, she is perfect, isn’t she?

by Never here October 2, 2021

Evan

This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.

Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”

Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*

by Lily the sunflower March 21, 2023

Evan Nguyen

gets so many bitches, drives a nicest camry in gco, and is the best friend you will ever had.

evan nguyen gets so many bitches.

by evanhnguyen February 25, 2022