Waddling Duck

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.

Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.

by britishknightshoes June 17, 2009

Duck Fizz

the band that sound identical to some Arctic Monkeys songs

*while listening to discover weekly*
oh why are Arctic Monkeys here... wait, what the fuck is Duck Fizz

by SmileyWeb December 22, 2020

fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.

Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!

by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018

duck doctor

It's the gynecologist, the lady doctor, the vaginatrician.

Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.

"Damn it, I have my annual with the duck doctor."

"The who?"

"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."

by faceoftoday April 1, 2011

Duck Butter

Nothing in relation to the sweat glands on ones crotch or anus-y areas. Instead, Duck Butter is the secretion on Ducks wings and feathers so that they may still fly even after being in water.

Child: Mommee, why canz teh duckkee stiww fliiiy????
Mother: Because of teh duck butter, child.

by Brocke July 6, 2005

duck sauce

The Asian version of apple sauce with a tint of Asian inspired sweet and sour flavor.

According to Chit Chit, duck sauce is apple sauce.

by Blue Mountain April 15, 2012

duck butter

It's the foul smelling cheese that forms under the foreskin of the uncircumsized and unwashed.

He likes duck butter on his toast.

by Clay White December 25, 2003