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Waddling Duck

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.
Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.
by britishknightshoes June 17, 2009
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duck doctor

It's the gynecologist, the lady doctor, the vaginatrician.

Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.
"Damn it, I have my annual with the duck doctor."

"The who?"

"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."
by faceoftoday April 1, 2011
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Duck and Cover

An excessively risky sexual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. In a role reversal of the classic 'road head' the vehicles operator 'ducks' into the passengers lap to perform felatio whilst the passenger 'covers' (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.
John's taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a 'duck and cover' when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.
by joeleonotron July 24, 2012
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fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.
Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!
by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018
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Duck Butter

Nothing in relation to the sweat glands on ones crotch or anus-y areas. Instead, Duck Butter is the secretion on Ducks wings and feathers so that they may still fly even after being in water.
Child: Mommee, why canz teh duckkee stiww fliiiy????
Mother: Because of teh duck butter, child.
by Brocke July 6, 2005
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duck sauce

The Asian version of apple sauce with a tint of Asian inspired sweet and sour flavor.
According to Chit Chit, duck sauce is apple sauce.
by Blue Mountain April 15, 2012
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duck butter

It's the foul smelling cheese that forms under the foreskin of the uncircumsized and unwashed.
He likes duck butter on his toast.
by Clay White December 25, 2003
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