Doritos

A triangle chip

Your mom ate Doritos for your dad.

by Sus imposts December 25, 2022

Doctor Who

Doctor Who is a TV Show that started in 1963 with the episode “An Unearthly Child” The show was created by Sydney Newman and has spawned various different fanfilms such as DW2012, Fractured Timeline, The Nick Scovell Adventures, etc. It has had 39 Seasons, 16 Doctors, 4 Movies, and a total of 300 episodes in the main storyline.
The 15 main actors to portray the Doctor are as follows:
William Hartnell
Patrick Troughton
Jon Pertwee
Tom Baker
Peter Davison
Colin Baker
Sylvester McCoy
Paul McGann
John Hurt
Christopher Eccleston
David Tennant
Matt Smith
Peter Capaldi

Jodie Whittaker
Ncuti Gatwa

Person: What’s your favorite TV Show?
Person 2: I like Doctor Who.

by Mangleelgnam December 30, 2022

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills and then kills you with bills

OMG LOOK ITS A DOCTOR! RUN!

by Unikitty2.0 January 3, 2023

Doctors visit

A mooning Fruit bowl with your asscheaks spread wide open

I had a doctors visit yesterday afternoon

by Fuck ass jr January 6, 2023

Doctorable

A tream made up out of nowhere by Sabastian Birch on Nopixel GTA RP

Answering the Phone "Hello Doctorable Sonya Gratz..........:

by LrdJasta January 19, 2023

Doctor

a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy

a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”

by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023

Doctor Muscles

It’s meaning incomes from the observation that male doctors often have muscles in the arms slightly above what the average or underweight person would have.

“I’m hoping to gain some doctor muscles at home before going to a gym.”

by SuddenlyCmour March 26, 2023