defimentally

An affirmative word that goes one step beyond "definitely." Denotes that they will definitely make a mental effort towards the idea or action they have affirmed, with a humorous, uplifting tone.

Person #1: Are you gonna be at the concert tonight?
Person #2: DEFIMENTALLY!!!

by WordSmith2490 December 7, 2009

defibillator

to lie or otherwise mislead at a moment later than anticipated

She 'dun told defibillator than I thought she would.

by Thadan July 8, 2011

Definator

A noun given to someone who will definately make an occurance happen.

I will be the definator of this plan.

by discombobulatedknome July 24, 2011

Defibrillator Post

A revival of a topic. A defibrillator post is a post in an old topic that is an attempt to try and revive the topic. From the word 'defibrillator', the shock pad used to revive people.

Last reply in topic: 4/22/09

Bitm: DEFIBRILLATOR POST! This roleplay hasn't been touched in two years, and I want to finish it.

by Babies in the Marsh September 5, 2011

definition-slam

To use a word in a way that someone believes you can not, only for you to be proved correct by definition.

A: I don't think you can use 'digitally' that way.
A: *checks dictionary*
A: Huh. You totally can. Alright then.
B: YOU JUST GOT DEFINITION-SLAMMED.

by kanga7 November 20, 2012

Defistilator

Similar to a defibrillator but with a twist.If you have a descending colon then you will need a defistilator. There are two electrically charged fists which a pressed up against someone's rectum to sort out your colon or internal organs near the anus.

Defistilator active

:Clear:

Fisting 200...

:nothing:
Fisting 200...
Well done team we've successfully managed to realign his colon.

by Greg jump hi May 17, 2013

definitional

The word 'definition' as used by those devoid of all human logic, emotion or reasoning. Usually people who have worked in a basement office too long, or were hired because of the size of their breasts.

What does that mean, in definitional terms?

by wildcard5050 October 30, 2013