david beckham

britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.

marries to stop others calling him gay.

a male fan: I lurve david beckham.
(enuff said)

by not the male fan June 5, 2003

David Kinane

A bright, young lad who likes to wear shirts that clearly originate from a shady dealer, obviously intended to address the folk who reside in such resorts as Ibitha and Falaraki.

Rob: Like my new T-shirt?
Carl: LOL
Rob: What? -.-
Carl: It's David Kinane!
Rob: Wha...
Carl: Lol? Man you really are a David Kinane! XD

by mcbuggerfug December 9, 2008

David's Dick

A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck

Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms

Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies

Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?

Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding

by AlexCollier1 January 2, 2017

Craig David

Based on the Craig David hit 'walking away'. To walk away, or do a Texas.

Sandy wasn't what i expected, so i told her i was ill, and did a Craig David.

by milkoneperth July 25, 2014

david green

A person with a very small penis. Some say you can't even see it. He's always talking and just needs to shut up

shut up david green.

by eamonnye69er October 5, 2017

David and Erin

The most perfect couple anyone could predict or look for. They are beautiful and would most definelty make the most amazing, thrilling, beautiful, kids. There kids would make the stars not shine as much as there kids. David and Erin would be the most amazing couple. They may know eachother or not, but in the end about 24 to 25. All Erin and Davids will be together. They are the most two beautiful and outstanding people in the world. They will be together forever. The most AMAZING, PERFECT MATCHING, COUPLE.

Adorable.
David and Erin = Forever Lasting.

by The Conseulor of Relationships December 31, 2011

David

The rich, white, gay annoying guy in high school. He has a white Jeep, newest iPhone, and goes on vacations with friends every month. He is also outgoing and you hate it but you love him.

Person 1: ugh, I hate David!

Person 2: why?

Person 1: I- I don’t know?

Person 2: are you jealous of him?

Person 1: no!

by Thatonegirlonstraighttiktok July 7, 2020