John David

A code-word for guys to let each other know a girl has a nice booty, without the girl knowing the guys are talking about her. Named after John David Booty, the USC Quarterback. This term has been circulated around the Grand Valley State University campus.

Hey man, did you see John David over there by the pop machine?

by Viking Lad August 6, 2009

Dry David

A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.

Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.

by YO MAMMA September 25, 2004

david beckham

britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.

marries to stop others calling him gay.

a male fan: I lurve david beckham.
(enuff said)

by not the male fan June 5, 2003

Craig David

Based on the Craig David hit 'walking away'. To walk away, or do a Texas.

Sandy wasn't what i expected, so i told her i was ill, and did a Craig David.

by milkoneperth July 25, 2014

David's Dick

A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck

Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms

Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies

Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?

Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding

by AlexCollier1 January 2, 2017

David Kinane

A bright, young lad who likes to wear shirts that clearly originate from a shady dealer, obviously intended to address the folk who reside in such resorts as Ibitha and Falaraki.

Rob: Like my new T-shirt?
Carl: LOL
Rob: What? -.-
Carl: It's David Kinane!
Rob: Wha...
Carl: Lol? Man you really are a David Kinane! XD

by mcbuggerfug December 9, 2008

david green

A person with a very small penis. Some say you can't even see it. He's always talking and just needs to shut up

shut up david green.

by eamonnye69er October 5, 2017