cooked

when someone has no chance of success at something they want to do

uti is cooked about rizzing nur

by chova June 30, 2024

Miss Cook

the FINEST babe you will ever meet UGHHH i need her bad ( she has a reaallly big gyatt)

Shes so fine Shes a Miss Cook

by NHEALY January 10, 2025

Jack Cook

The one.

Jack Cook sorted me some fire ketamine

by the ones son May 25, 2024

Spirit Cooking

WITH A SHARP KNIFE CUT DEEPLY INTO THE MIDDLE FINGER OF THE LEFT HAND
EAT THE PAIN

"Dear Tony,

I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining?

All my love,
Marina"

by grassfornerds July 12, 2025

Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Bruce Cook

Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.

Guy 1: It's a shame what happened to Bruce Cook
Guy 2: He still stunts though, it's so cool!!

by MXfanatic October 8, 2020

joseph cook

thicc nigga il like is sweet tasty lucias cake

i like cock and joseph cook

by neckbeard_16266161 December 6, 2017