stir the chocolate

During the act of anal sex (or buttsex) the male grabs the base of his penis and moves it in a counterclockwise circular motion around the penetrated anus (or bunghole).
*clockwise is NOT recommended for obvious reasons.

Sometimes in the morning when my wife bends over and those panties are creeping up her crack, I just gotta grab her and stir the chocolate.

by Slick Dizzy September 13, 2014

Chocolate Whizway

The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.

You can take this job and shove it right up your filthy, rotton, chocolate whizway!

by SubCypher November 4, 2003

The Chocolate Donut

While banging your girlfriend on top, quickly pull out and dip your asshole on her forehead, creating a donut shaped ring.

Juice just couldn't stand her big ass forehead and decided to decorate it

by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005

Chocolate Snake

When you take a dump that wraps around the toilet bowl.

I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.

by Koknballz December 4, 2009

Chocolate Canal

Anus and intestines thereafter, because shit looks like chocolate to the people who make this sort of stuff up, and its the canal that the shit goes down to come out of you.

"So, I heard you like having it up the chocolate canal"
"Look, I'm not gay, I don't like you, so just piss off."

by Ewar IX August 18, 2008

Chocolate Unibrow

When you take shit, and whipe it across another person's face in between the brow on each side. Creating a unibrow of shit, aka Chocolate Unibrow.

One evening when Josiah was sleeping I gave him a "chocolate unibrow."

by Shayne62 September 9, 2007

Chocolate Bar

Chocolate Bar is slang for a mans Wing Dang Doodle, the type of chocolate bar indicates race or qualities of the individual. For further refrence, search 'Wing Dang Doodle'.

"Damn Leilani, you almost broke Adam's Hershey's Cookies ‘n’ Creme Chocolate Bar last night."

by zUzaque November 8, 2006