Brooke is a very kind person. She puts others before her, in most cases. Sometimes she wants to be popular, so she'll ditch you for a new friend group, but don't worry, she'll come running back. She's had some past incidents recalling her parents reading her things, and it's made her very sensitive. She acts very happy, but if you know her, you'll find she hides her feelings. She hates texting first, because she feels she'll annoy people. She should know she won't. She hates the pleading face emoji, and will block you if you use it. She's managed to get lots of guys to like her, and even a couple girls. Brooke's best friend is super cool, pretty, and awesome. Brooke is kind of depressed, but don't worry, she still is fun to hang out with. Brooke is a very good friend, and you should keep her around.
A: hey, i like you
Brooke: i do too
(proceed to have awkward friendship)
Brooke: ima ditch u!!! byeee
Brooke: heyy
H: heyy
Brooke: so there's this cool girl, ima go hang with her, wanna join?
H: uh, sure.
Brooke: actually, nvm, she's so much cooler than u, ima ditch u, byeeee
B: I NEED HELP
H: ok.
B: we're friends again.
H: ok.
B: and now we're bffs, don't worry. I probably will ditch u again. :)
Brooke: i do too
(proceed to have awkward friendship)
Brooke: ima ditch u!!! byeee
Brooke: heyy
H: heyy
Brooke: so there's this cool girl, ima go hang with her, wanna join?
H: uh, sure.
Brooke: actually, nvm, she's so much cooler than u, ima ditch u, byeeee
B: I NEED HELP
H: ok.
B: we're friends again.
H: ok.
B: and now we're bffs, don't worry. I probably will ditch u again. :)
by taylorswiftyayaya February 1, 2021
Get the Brookemug. A smelly fat ugly mother fucking Mario genderbend forskin looking ass mother fucking market share prices rose bitch fucking mother fucking ass dr. Panda Express mother fucking look ass bitch that deserves to fucking die. 🤒
Person 1: I beat up Brooke that smelly fat fucking bitch 🥴🥴
Person 2: I hope she fucking dies her hair gel smells like cum 😍
Person 2: I hope she fucking dies her hair gel smells like cum 😍
by Endermayne 🥴💅 February 20, 2022
Get the Brookemug. a very nice person and lovely to talk to like horse (to much for me) and the best tipe of skittles for me :)
by Atomik toxin February 7, 2018
Get the sadie brooksmug. A Hood in Arlington That police and Opps are scared to go around. Everyone there has at least 2 Charges
by Speedy’s The Corner Store January 8, 2020
Get the Silver Brookmug. One badass motherfucker and online gamer. Don’t even think about questioning her authority, even if you don’t know her. She’ll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of her custom-built gaming rig.
She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
She’s one of those people you just know could kick your ass, physically, mentally, digitally, and not even break a sweat doing it. To be a Brooke Caldwell in this world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything and everything. To know the modern world inside and out, and to drop digital deuces on anyone foolish enough to piss her off.
Gamer 1: “Is that Brooke Caldwell?”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”
Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
Gamer 2: “Holy shit it is—play smart or she’ll DDoS our pride and then 360-no-scope our souls.”
Server Mod: “Wow, the chat’s way calmer than usual today.”
Squad Leader: “Yeah… Brooke made everyone cry so hard last night, the salt flooded the voice channels and short-circuited half the lobby.”
by TarinWinslow July 19, 2025
Get the Brooke Caldwellmug. by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
Get the Brooke Tandymug. 