Grandma:"Hey darling, have you found a boyfriend?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
by Arctis!! January 19, 2022
Get the boyfriendmug. A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
Get the BOB (battery operated boyfriend)mug. A boyfriend is someone you love deeply and unconditionally; you’re committed to giving him the world. A boyfriend is someone you can tell anything to and do everything with and share the most hugs and kisses, a boyfriend can also be your future husband. Having a boyfriend means basically waiting with your future husband until they day the ring gets pulled out. Let me just tell you one thing girls, if he ever lacks something really small dont drop him, he loves you a lot.
“Hey me and Nick are dating, he’s my boyfriend now!”
“Really omg, i’m so happy for you. I better be the bridesmaid when you guys get married.”
“Really omg, i’m so happy for you. I better be the bridesmaid when you guys get married.”
by nik’s wifey September 29, 2020
Get the Boyfriendmug. by lemonke69 October 6, 2021
Get the National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Daymug. by Touni’s bestie April 24, 2022
Get the Boyfriend stealing whoremug. today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit
by mocholoco October 14, 2021
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Get the Best Boyfriend Evermug.