August 3

a sweet baby girl WITH BITCH ASS FRIENDS WHO SUCK COCK

Person 1: oh I love girls born on august 3rd
Person 2: YEAH BUT SHE HAS BITCH ASS FRIENDS🤨

by anonymous April 21, 2023

August 8

Other than the 88 rising rapper August 08, 8/8 is either the end of the world or the start of a new one. A very dramatic day in which you have the opportunity to do extreme whims and hit or miss. Consider it a push from Korean Jesus to encourage your pussical self to do that one thing you've been thinking about all week but seem too shakey in the knees to actually do.

Obama: Man... guess what day it is...
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now

by Ayyobich October 20, 2019

August 8th

August 8th is called "Vore day" it's a pun based on the date being pronounced 8/8 or "ate ate"
It is primarily seen in the furry fandom, however vore is not exclusive to them.

It's August 8th! show me your maw!

by Danger N00dle September 27, 2023

August 12th

National short friend revenge day. Short people unite and let's beat up the tall ones 😈

"YO I'm gonna beat you up"
"WHY?!"
"cause it's august 12th 😎"

by iwilleatyourgrandma August 1, 2025

August 24th

The birthday of someone extremely desperate for love.

Friend 1: hey, is today your birthday?
Friend 2: yeah, why?
Friend 1: are you desperate for love..?
Friend 2: how'd you know..?😨
Friend 1: your birthday...august 24th it means your desperate for love.

by x3ny4o June 23, 2023

August

August means that your dad didn’t finish No Nut November!!

Dad: son did u finish NNN?
Son: yes, did you?
Dad:no, because you were born in August

by Weird kid 666 November 18, 2019

August 5th

National prank day.

Jerry: dude I killed my dog man.
Tom: Say you swear bro.
Jerry: nah man I’m js pranking you it’s august 5th
Tom: ohhh yah today is national prank day you got me good man.

by Jackflin August 5, 2023