august 7th

august 7th is jordan's birthday <3

"jordan's birthday is august 7th"

by L0veg0r3 August 4, 2021

August 12th

August 12th is national vodka day.

Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”

Person 2: “Yassss”

by feetlover28447483927 July 29, 2022

August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day

Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number

by LARSISCOOLYT August 18, 2024

2. August

National smash a glass day.

You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.

"AY FRED COME HERE!" *Smashes a glass on his face* +2point "YOU FUCKIN BITCH!" *smashes a glass in his face too* +4points 2. August

by The real Vikstar123 October 13, 2022

August 28th

International Kinkshame a Furry Day

"Oh, today's August 28th? Time to kinkshame a furry!"

by ryanlovesfur November 28, 2021

August 18

This day is known as national butch appreciation day

It's August 18 gotta appreciate my butch gf

by Emofurbaby August 18, 2022

August

A month in a year

a basic ass month

hey what month were you born in?
oh i was born in august!
your basic asf damn

(this is a joke )

by +vpn+ December 23, 2022