August 20th

August 20th is worldwide let-a-nigga hit day! Today any female should let whatever guy who wants hit! And if they cant hit, then at a bare minimum, send a boy some booty pics!!

"Aye bro I cant ever get any bitches" "It's cool bro, it's August 20th! National let-a-nigga hit day!"

by bigbootyhoelover August 20, 2022

August 2nd

Post someone who you think is fine

August 2nd post who you think is fine or cute

by Lukewarts373 August 1, 2023

August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

August 7th

The Day Where Gay Furries Are Born.

If Your Birthday Is August 7th, You're Probably A Gay Furry

by Funny mugs November 29, 2023

August 12th 2003

Gayest person alive with the biggest blackest willy ever!
Also a sexy beast ;)

person1: Yo bro were you born on August 12th 2003 because you black and gay as hell!

person2: bro how you know?!

by dante;) April 5, 2024

August

A tilted fuck who love smashing his desk like Alistar when he get killed in League of Legends

Enemy champ: «Kills August»

August: « Aaaarg!! 'Smash! Smash! Smashing his desk!»

by Teemooo October 11, 2018

August 9th

National Guy Best friend day!

"Hey did you hear today its national guy best friend day!!"

"oh sh!t its August 9th already?!! I forgot to get bro a present"

by greggy form August 8, 2024