Emily Vasquez the greatest goth in the fucking world Emily is the kind of Teen Girl who just got off watching Foamy the Squirrel on newgrounds.com while signing a "Bring Back Invader Zim" petition wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy one get one 50% off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics while her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5-years-older-than-her boyfriend that constantly IMs unsourced stolen Pon and Zi comic art over a 56k modem America Online trial discs on myspace.com with a Top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out "What Kingdom Hearts Character are You?" quizzes only to complain she didn't get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo edition transparent green Xbox using a third-party Mad Catz Air Flo controller with a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right making anti-Semitic remarks about how Eric stole his wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage. you know what I mean those kinds of teen girls.
by randomkitten June 22, 2022
Get the Emily Vasquezmug. A totally awesome person who everyone loves. She can sing and dance, play guitar, and do anything she wants. A Emily Pelchat is the woman. She is sooo funny.
by Dicksteel October 1, 2011
Get the Emily Pelchatmug. A weird loser who has no friends. Is obsessed with stupid bands that make terrible music. Deserves to step on Lego because of how stupid she is. Is obsessed with freaks in eye liner
by Chazzawesome March 27, 2015
Get the emily matthewsmug. Emily Spin is referring to the trick in Pogostuck: Rage With Your Friends at 85% where you go straight to the right wall instead of the left platform which saves a jump.
by Baby_Pug May 13, 2023
Get the Emily Spinmug. A kind and genuine person that is easy to talk to. Is a little shy, but once you get to know her she’s really sweet
by Maya the jaxobzu July 12, 2021
Get the Emily Ballmug. A terrible show that is racist af as it whitewashes France to make it seem all white (with a few exceptions). I went to France and while yes there were some white people, there were also POC in France. And how it portrayed a Ukrainian character as a criminal. Wow, that aged like milk. Also Emily is an absolute xenophobic and she is also a pedo as she slept with a young seventeen year old boy. It disgusts me even more than the fact that Garfield is unfunny. And also teen titans go. And free rein.
by SandyLife April 1, 2023
Get the Emily in Parismug. Emily Bather is a flawless girl who doesn't take anyone's crap, is really funny, amazing, certainly talented, doesn't often trust people and definitely should not be taken for granted. She gets bashful when people complement her, as she thinks she shouldn't be complemented. She is very logical and can see through a liar like you can see through glass. So lie to her and watch out. Emily is very protective of everyone she cares about so don't mess with her. She does NOT talk about people behind their back's despite what some girls say about her. She is really smart and knows a lot more than what some people think. Emily is great at making friends, but she has trust issues as some girls have broken her trust when they started drama, by talking trash about her behind her back, ignoring her for about one school term ( 9-10 weeks ), and spreading rumors about her at a school camp. She is a great at hiding her emotions and is an amazing shoulder to cry on. She doesn't like all things girlish and is a tomboy. She is a crazy and really fun person to be around. She will give the right advice to you and is not afraid to express her opinion and believes that girls can do anything just the same as guys, and stereotypes should not exist. She is a dazzling person and when you get her never let her go.
Person A: Emily I just found out that my guy was cheating me for months for I broke up with him!
Emily Bather: Well you don't need him you are an amazing person who should never be treated like that! I will give him a piece of my mind!
Person A : thanks Em.
Emily Bather : no prob! He was peeing his pants after I spoke to him :)
Person A : :) :) :) Thanks I can always rely on you :)
Emily Bather: Of course you can!
Emily Bather: Well you don't need him you are an amazing person who should never be treated like that! I will give him a piece of my mind!
Person A : thanks Em.
Emily Bather : no prob! He was peeing his pants after I spoke to him :)
Person A : :) :) :) Thanks I can always rely on you :)
Emily Bather: Of course you can!
by mzee b February 2, 2021
Get the Emily Bathermug.