An Andy May is best known as being the horniest and most oddly shaped of all penguin species. Known for their Chanky smell the modern-day Andy May is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Andy May is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to the penguin society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious amount of alcohol), the Andy May first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischievous, and in some cases violent.
If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.
The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.
If you encounter a fully manifested Andy May, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Andy May is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can pacify the creature.
The Andy May will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarrassed and apologetic.
by King Of Penguins November 23, 2021
Get the Andy Maymug. Synonymous for extreme skills. Can do anything. Top notch therapist, musician, athlete and everything else. Multi talented. Zimmer level.
by gregory banterbus July 23, 2020
Get the Andymug. by Wassubi lb January 6, 2020
Get the Andy Pingelmug. 
Get the Andymug. Andy is predominantly a diminutive version of the male given name Andrew, and variants of it such as Andreas and Andrei. The form of the variation is based on the Scottish "-ie" diminutive ending. Andrew is derived from the Greek name Andreas, meaning "manlike" or "brave".
Andy is strong.
by Smartestperson November 14, 2019
Get the Andymug. You know, that guy, he is perfect. He knows how to be a good man, he helps, he is Andy. If anyone with the name Andy comes up to you and says hey, you better hope he is'nt the one and only Andy
by Error577 July 19, 2019
Get the Andymug. An Andy is a term which commonly defines the worst preforming member of your Fantasy Football League. Andy's typically pretend to have vast football knowledge, however year after year it is proven that this is not the case. Typically Andy's are referred to as the "Karen's" of your fantasy league. Andy's often complain, blame others for their inability to roster decent players and produce a score which is not the laughing stock of the league week after week. In the event and Andy does produce a decent fantasy score this is usually due to some sort of coincidence and cannot be attributed to any actual ability or intellectual prowess.
1. Damn bro you better hit the waiver wire you are looking like the leagues Andy this year.
2. Listen man, you are the Andy that drafted your team... Do not blame other for your toilet bowl squad of ragamuffins.
2. Listen man, you are the Andy that drafted your team... Do not blame other for your toilet bowl squad of ragamuffins.
by Yellow Door October 3, 2023
Get the Andymug.