Egg Cum

Egg Cum is the clear/white runny liquid of an egg that shares the same look and consistency of semen. This is especially apparent in an under-cooked or over-easy egg.

Egg Cum will splooge everywhere if you do not cook your egg thoroughly.

by GIZMOSPAZZ October 20, 2013

cum dj

The act of jerking off while in a bath. Then having to splash away the cum throughout the remainder of the bath like a cum dj.

Last night I had a nice glass of wine and then became a cum dj for a while.

by LonelyCatLover55 January 21, 2019

Cum Knuckling

Barbaric way to impregnate a woman. The correct method would involve firstly restraining a woman. Next a male will proceed to orgasm onto his fist where he will punch the female in the vagina. Repeat with fresh cum every 2-3 hits to insure efficiency on this most delicate of procedures.

This valentine's day my wife and I will be cum knuckling our night away after I take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

-or-

I was about to cum knuckle you babe, why do you look so sad?

Cum knuckled is the correct past-tense.

by Slacks.Hoxsie February 16, 2009

cum cushion

1. a stuffed animal a man uses to blow his load.

2. a slutty girl who's only good for one thing...

1. I dunno man, I wouldn't nuzzle with Rob's teddy bear. I'm sure he cum cushioned that earlier today

2. That girl at the party last night is such a cum cushion. I heard that she slept with the whole football team.

by stripparella February 22, 2009

Cum relay

The passing of spunk between different receptacles, orifices and people.

Basically, I spunked in her, sucked it out, spat it into her mouth and she gave a spit shot to her mate next to us who swallowed it in the home straight of a cum relay..

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

cum tum

When someone is constipated after having sex because of swallowing too much cum.

Girl: Doctor I have a stomach ache. Doctor: Did you have sex the past day? Girl: Yes. Doctor: It sounds like a classic case of cum tum!

by Stonewoof December 20, 2015

cum rush

It's a buzz a cocksucker gets after swallowing a load of cum, esp. a big load or several in a row. Attributed to the testosterone level in the cum, varies per load and/or dude getting blown. Some cocksuckers become addicted to the feeling.

A: I had a cum rush all night long from that load you shot down my throat last night.

B: Told you it was worth it.

A: When you want to get together again?

B: This is just between us, cool?

by FlashpointDFW February 5, 2010