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'tard hook

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.
My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!
by Joscel June 23, 2011
mugGet the 'tard hookmug.

fuck tard

by Micah October 22, 2003
mugGet the fuck tardmug.

Wii-tarded

we-tahr-did

-adjective 1. characterized by wii-tardation: a wii-tarded child.

-adjective 2. characterized by the inability to wield two separate and completely different controllers to perform simple tasks in popular video game systems made by Nintendo.

¨Cnoun 3. (used with a plural verb) physically wii-tarded persons collectively (usually prec. by the): new schools for the wii-tarded.
Usage: I could tell by the way he held the controllers that boy was clearly Wii-tarded.

Common Usage: "Man that guy is so Wii-tarded, he can't even walk across the lake and attack something in Zelda."
by Hudd December 7, 2006
mugGet the Wii-tardedmug.

Yuri Tarded

Me: How many chromosomes do you have?
Yuri Tarded: MORE THAT YOU!
by Dante_ Lover_69 March 22, 2020
mugGet the Yuri Tardedmug.

fuck tard

one who is a retard in the fucking (sexual) department.
He tried to fuck her in the ear... What a fuck tard!!!
by laurie hurrell July 5, 2007
mugGet the fuck tardmug.

Go-tard

a ignorant person that is busy doing retarded things; a idoit on the go
That go-tard really thinks he's doing something important
by ola February 7, 2003
mugGet the Go-tardmug.

fuck tard

Someone who doesn't know how to spell Internet
by fartknocker March 27, 2003
mugGet the fuck tardmug.

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