IO War

A war (an IO War) that we can't lose. I presume it's Call of Duty term. Used by cunts and insurrectionists.
It's an IO War! We can't lose the IO War!
by IggPrPzISIlgOdQS-name January 18, 2021
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war axe

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."
Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe
by zombieman132 December 14, 2013
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Nerf War

A competition where 8 teams of 5 people try to shoot eachother with small foam projectiles. Usually goes like this:

2 teams face off against eachother
if you get hit you are out
if all members of your team are out your team loses and any enemy team members that are out are now back in
last team standing after all other teams are eliminated wins
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
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storage warred

A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).
Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!

Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
by CryHavoc August 18, 2019
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An Infinity War

A series of disconnected stories that will eventually be linked up later on while offering little to no information about: what is happening, who the people involved are or why it's happening. You will be required to glean information from the context of the story unless you are otherwise aware of the circumstances prior to the conversation.
Person 1: "...So Sarah and I were able to make it to the store, they were out of pineapples. We got a call from Davis telling use that he and Elly just barely managed to find Davi's shoes, I swear they lose everything. Meanwhile, Milo and Kenny are just barely finding parking, and Josh, who got dropped off, is running for it and..."

Person 2 : "Dude...I have no idea who these people are. Back it up, you're telling me An Infinity War here..."
by Bear who walks like man May 24, 2018
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The Silent War

The long process of waiting that Disabled Veterans sometimes go through when applying for Veterans Disability Compensation Benefits. More Specifically referring to; when there is limited or a lack of an abundance of evidence to substantiate or validate “Service Connection” for disability health benefits and monetary compensation.
Too many Veterans are dying while fighting “The Silent War” against the Veterans Benefits Administration!
by The G.R.I.P. Master November 16, 2021
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Watermelon War

A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)
Do you remember the Watermelon War
by BruhEmperor April 29, 2020
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