shit and piss and cum

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

Shit Show Monday

A bad Monday in which you arrive at the bar immediately after work to get blackout drunk.

Amie: Mandie, it's Monday. It's Monday and we are wasted.
Mandie: Welcome to my life.
Amie: this is a shit show. A Shit Show Monday.

by Muffin Crumbz November 21, 2010

chuck a mad shit

The urgent need to release a big poop.

Eddy: Fuck man my stomach hurts...
Jackson: What's wrong?
Eddy: Need to chuck a mad shit, that's what!
Jackson: Get the fuck out then cunt! No wonder it stinks in here.

by Motorrad Hermes August 17, 2017

BO Type Shit

An act of negligence or stupidity.

I benched Tom Brady for Deshone Kizer, that’s some BO Type Shit.

by WHOLELOTTABOSHIT October 29, 2017

South of the Border Shit

The ,shit, following eating really ,spicy, food. Usually very painful shit with lots of burning.

Reggie: After eating that shit I'm gonna have a South of the Border Shit man!

by The fat ass mexican kid July 9, 2011

GODDAMN SHIT WHORE

A term used to describe large amounts of anger a person may be feeling.

I have AIDS? GODDAMN SHIT WHORE!

by Ahoan Waddles September 28, 2009

nasty vagina shit

Brown shit that uzes out of your vagina from over materbation

Oh fuck i had a nasty vagina shit night

by kyle kms July 13, 2014