i have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you

To give a handjob/fist you.

My girlfriend said "I have 10 fingers and 5 of them are for you."

by .45 J4Y January 23, 2023

Aborre I Toaletten

A saying interpreting that there may be a shady or unwanted twist to something that seems all bright at first. Directly translated, it means there's a "perch in the toilet". -Brevqvist

Foolish man (1): -"Yo, you won't believe me when I tell you that an old friend of mine just offered me 20 grams of weed for a miraculous price of 50 dollars!"
Sensible person (2): -"Hmm... I mean, I don't really know man... something feels off about it. 20 grams? 50 bucks? Nah, that just doesn't sound right."
Foolish man (1): -"What are you trying to say? Is it not a good deal?"
Sensible Person (2): "Jag tror att det finns en aborre i toaletten... någonstans."

Företagare 1: -"Jag tror just att jag kan ha hittat en livlina för vårt företag!"
Företagare 2: -Okej, så vad menar du då alltså?"
Företagare 1: -"Häromdagen stötte jag på ett kinesiskt företag via mejl som påstår sig rädda mindre företag från konkurs i utbyte mot det minimala löftet att du använder deras programvara på din hemsida! Det låter som ett suveränt avtal om du frågar mig!"
Företagare 2: -"Sakta i backarna! Det var ett kinesiskt företag, visst?"
Företagare 1: -"Jodå, men... men-"
Företagare 2: -"Då finns det nog en aborre i toaletten..."

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck July 22, 2024

I Go Crazy

I go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you
What have I done today
Just sat and watched the jets fly over
A car goes by
And the sun goes down
We talk about the town
This city's mad in the head
And sick in the soul
All the stars flew away a long time ago
Isn't that nice
Like Miami Vice
I go crazy when I'm without you
I go crazy when I'm without you
Well your life is like an infants dream
It's like everything's on TV
You see your face in the mirror
Could it be your place in the mirror
And so we turn on the TV one more time
And we see that everything is fine
But what have I done today
I go crazy
What have I done today
I go crazy when I'm without you
I go crazy
I go crazy
I I I go crazy when I'm without you
Go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you
What have I done today
What have I done today
Sue-Ellen looks so upset
This isn't the first time
And it won't be the last
Things going on behind her back
Oh they give you a heart attack
I go crazy when I'm without you, go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you, go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you

But what have I done today
I go crazy
I go crazy
I go crazy
I go crazy
But what have I done today
I go crazy
But what have I done today
I go crazy when I'm without you
I go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you, go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you, go crazy
I go crazy when I'm without you
But what have I done today
I go crazy
I go crazy
I go crazy
I go crazy

by Death Menace April 23, 2023

《¤》Achilles《¤》The《¤》Frequency《¤》Auditor《¤》Born《¤》By《¤》Hands《¤》Killed《¤》By《¤》Feet《¤》Because《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》So《¤》Endowed《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Trench《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》Laid《¤》To《¤》Rest《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Can《¤》Portray《¤》The《¤》Rest《¤》

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《¤》Achilles《¤》The《¤》Frequency《¤》Auditor《¤》Born《¤》By《¤》Hands《¤》Killed《¤》By《¤》Feet《¤》Because《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》So《¤》Endowed《¤》In《¤》The《¤》Trench《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Was《¤》Laid《¤》To《¤》Rest《¤》So《¤》I《¤》Can《¤》Portray《¤》The《¤》Rest《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

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《¤》pay《¤》 attention 《¤》to 《¤》when 《¤》I 《¤》process 《¤》moving 《¤》the《¤》 left《¤》 side 《¤》of 《¤》my 《¤》body 《¤》with 《¤》my《¤》 right 《¤》lobe 《¤》and《¤》 I《¤》 will 《¤》kill《¤》 you《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

I know things, remember?

A somewhat well known quote from the My Chemical Romance fanfiction ’A Splitting of The Mind’.

It is a phrase used by Gerard Way in the fanfic and is quite recurring in the fic as well as appearing in a quite important part of the ending, which is most likely the reason it’s become somewhat of an inside joke in the MCRmy.

“I know things, remember?”
“Oh, god, why did you make me remember that traumatic fic?!”

by xXHeadfirstxxForxxHalosXx February 14, 2024

I don't know

I don't know=I have no knowledge of it or, I don't know how to answer that.

Person 1: How many muscles is in a cats ear?
Person 2: I don't know.

Person 1: Do you have summer plans?
Person 2: I don't know.

by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024