Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

An attachment to the rim on the tire of a car that spins independantly from the motion of the car; allowing it to continue spinning once the car has come to a complete stop.

Terrell slammed on his brakes to keep from running the kid over. The rims on his lexus were spinning furiously; letting everyone on the street know just how fast he had been going

by Jaycen Winters November 18, 2003

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004

tell your crush you like them day

the day when you have to tell your crush you like them.. or at least talk to them or make them smile.

do it.. she/he probably likes you too ;)

Ryan: i kinda like this girl but im scared to tell her... i don’t know

Dave: Tell her, it’s 26 November - the tell your crush you like them day, she’ll be happy i promise. And i think she likes you back

by Josh Jordan Brown November 25, 2019

you can't teach an old dog new tricks

It means that it is very hard to change someones habits

You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.

by Zahraa June 13, 2017

Fuck you around the world and send it up to God

A statement of farewell by telling someone to fuck themselves around the world, take those collective fucks, and send them up to God so god can also fuck himself.

Me:I think I’m going home now.

Friend:Ok! Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!

Me: Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!

by BethAnneBodyworks March 29, 2021

If Trump Got a Shot, So Should You!

The slogan by health experts to white racists, supremacists, and evangelicals, who irrationally and fearfully refuse to be jabbed as a result of being white-lied or misinformed by oft-pro-Trump and scientifically challenged pastors and diehard conspiracists about the risks of Covid-19 vaccines.

As doctors reminded hardcore Trumpists and QAnonists that even their “anointed” political savior had been vaccinated, their message to his faithful followers is “If Trump got a shot, so should you!”

by MathPlus April 16, 2021