Get the incest is the best put your sister to the test mug.The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY
by Jax1995 June 27, 2019
Get the NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day mug.A: look it’s B!
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day
C: so?
A: *kills B*
C: why would u do that wtf
A: no it’s ok it’s National kill your short friend day
by shortpeopleproblems October 5, 2020
Get the National kill your short friend day mug.a ribald head turning practice where a guy flashes his ding dong to other people for amuzement, disruptive intent, to get attention or just a plain and simple gesture of defiance, contempt and rebellion. The left hand is on the willie and the right one can flip a bird, give a V or some other fuck you gesture. Sneering is optional.
1. I saw on PBS a miniseries about the history of rock'n'roll. On the episode about proto-punk there was a show by the Stooges. Iggy Pop reached into his short silver pants and stunned the audience by exposing his sex pistol and doing the rattlesnake shake. He was rocking out with his cock out.
2. the outgoing governor of Florida worked feverishly to give a pardon to Doors frontman Jim Morrison for rocking out with his cock out during a gig sometime during 1969 - 1971. The pardon was granted.
3. On the track "Rock Out" on the 2008 Motorhead CD "Motorizer" Lemmy exhorts you to impress your lady friends by rocking out with your cock out.
4. Trent got busted by the cops when he flashed his weenie at every neighbor who was home. He said to each of them, "This spud's for you" and walked on by. Not everybody wants you to rock out with your cock out.
2. the outgoing governor of Florida worked feverishly to give a pardon to Doors frontman Jim Morrison for rocking out with his cock out during a gig sometime during 1969 - 1971. The pardon was granted.
3. On the track "Rock Out" on the 2008 Motorhead CD "Motorizer" Lemmy exhorts you to impress your lady friends by rocking out with your cock out.
4. Trent got busted by the cops when he flashed his weenie at every neighbor who was home. He said to each of them, "This spud's for you" and walked on by. Not everybody wants you to rock out with your cock out.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 2, 2011
Get the rock out with your cock out mug.A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
by kriswa August 3, 2007
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Get the national blow your back out day mug.October 15 is national give a girl your hoodie day. Give a hoodie to your gf or best girl friend it don’t matter just do it. It’s even better if they don’t have to ask for your hoodie because it makes it more meaningful.
(national give a girl your hoodie day rolls around)
guy: gives girl hoodie*
girl: has a blessed day*
guy: gives girl hoodie*
girl: has a blessed day*
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