Man Fever

That longing urge to be loved and affectioned by a man, and obtain ultimate intimacy, even when you are not horned up from your period.

I am so horny and boy-crazy, lately, and in need of a few good times, that I think I have Man Fever.

That guy is so much man, that I think I might faint just by looking at/touching him!!

by Blonde Knowledge Harvester June 29, 2014

man jacket

A rancid layer of fat and body hair, providing warmth to men in cold climates. Also a bitch of a curse for any man wearing one above 55°F.

Chris Farley's Man Jacket mad him sweat like a steamed pig on SNL.

by Hard Rooster July 3, 2014

the lollypop man

The lollypop man is a man who watches you cross the road with a lollypop stick and who wears sandals

The lollypop man wears sandals

by why am I so awsome July 11, 2014

one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.

a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny

by Sexydimma July 27, 2014

Man marking

When a man viciously doesn't let his girlfriend out of his sight, for fear of rival men stealing her away.

Is Dave coming out tonight?

No, he's at Kelly's worksite, man marking her like a pro.

by Daniel.Crag August 1, 2014

Floppy man ranch

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.

Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."

by Čârtêr August 31, 2014

chips, man

Urgh! Women! They be messing with you.

Blokes 1: "My girlfriend and I just broke up."\
Blokes 2: "Chips, man"

by falate September 2, 2014