Are you fucking me in the ass right now?

Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.

Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry

by Eisenhower June 25, 2017

Oh you don't know what Karlson is?

Karlson is just a little game Dani's working on, Its currently the 12th most wishlisted game on steam so smash wishlist now so we can get to the number one spot GAMERS!!

Guy 1: "Bro have you heard of karlson?"
Guy 2: "Yeah have you?"
Guy 1: "Nah man, I've never seen this"
Guy 2: "Oh you don't know what Karlson is? Karlson is just a li-"

by Qutex December 13, 2021

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick*

ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*

This is a meme ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick* yass dud.

by Rando dud who luvs gemma October 28, 2018

degenerates like you belong on a cross

A phrase from fallout 76 that the NCR wi-
RANDOM GUY:FUCK THE NCR
As I was saying it is a phrase the "good guys" will say to you when you have a bad reputation with them or are going to fight the battle with caesar.

Me strolling down the post apocalyptic road in fallout
NCR guy: degenerates like you belong on a cross
Me: aaaaaaaaannnnd no legs for you
*Vat sounds followed by 2 gunshots*

by Idk what to put here l0l March 4, 2021

I like beer, do you like beer

1. a defensive tactic used by Brett Kavanagh in his U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee hearings
2. by liking beer, and asking people do they also like beer, rapport and shielding of facts and lies can be successful

A: Did you commit the crime and then lie about it?
B: I like beer, do you like beer?

by tdcfox23 October 6, 2018

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

by lachichu April 16, 2019