kill your dad, then die of old age

what snake tells raiden

Snake: kill your dad, then die of old age.
Raiden: <(0_ 0 )>

by sosadstevejobsdiedofligma May 28, 2022

give your meat a good ol' rub

hehe boi

give your meat a good ol' rub. That's it, nice and hot. Hope for more spicy meat, hehe boi!

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

the society to bring back your mom jokes

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes

person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes

by SchnauzerDouser October 17, 2007

Pick your shit up boy

A phrase used when talking to a southern American, generally those described as rednecks and/ or idiots. For best effect, say in a hick American accent. Warning: known to make little boys cry.

1. Josh's mum: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" *Josh gets picking his shit up*

2. Jen: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" Josh: "SHE DIDN'T SAY BOY!" Jen: "uh huh sureeee she didn't"

by BLee1 August 25, 2009

let me see your peacock cock

Let me see your twig and berries.

Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.

by Tree Lumber Cucumber July 12, 2017

April 22, Touch Your Crush Day

Touch your crush. A high five, etc.

Hey! Did you know April 22 is touch your crush day. You can touch your crush on April 22, Touch Your Crush Day.

by Malya Shoes April 14, 2019

National give your boyfriend head day

show your boyfriend you love him by giving him some head to celebrate this fine day.

Gf: can I give you head ?
Bf: yes
Gf: what a fine day to celebrate national give your boyfriend head day.

by seymour 87 February 5, 2023