do you like how i talk

do you like how my face disentrigrates into chalk

do you like how i talk

by when the May 7, 2021

Have you ever run a friction crane?

When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.

Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.

by Friction crane guy January 1, 2023

Maybe You Should Have Been Wearing a Helmet

The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.

*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010

ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick*

ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*

This is a meme ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick* yass dud.

by Rando dud who luvs gemma October 28, 2018

degenerates like you belong on a cross

A phrase from fallout 76 that the NCR wi-
RANDOM GUY:FUCK THE NCR
As I was saying it is a phrase the "good guys" will say to you when you have a bad reputation with them or are going to fight the battle with caesar.

Me strolling down the post apocalyptic road in fallout
NCR guy: degenerates like you belong on a cross
Me: aaaaaaaaannnnd no legs for you
*Vat sounds followed by 2 gunshots*

by Idk what to put here l0l March 4, 2021

I like beer, do you like beer

1. a defensive tactic used by Brett Kavanagh in his U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee hearings
2. by liking beer, and asking people do they also like beer, rapport and shielding of facts and lies can be successful

A: Did you commit the crime and then lie about it?
B: I like beer, do you like beer?

by tdcfox23 October 6, 2018

You can’t have your cake and eat it too

You can’t have it both ways, you can’t have your neccesity and your desire. Needs & wants.

Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...

You can’t have your cake and eat it too.

by lachichu April 16, 2019