some examples of yo mama jokes are:
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
yo mama so fat, she doesnt need internet, shes already WORLD WIDE
yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with doctor pepper
yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry
yo mama so old, her first christmas, WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS
yo mama so short, she surfs on doritos
yo mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
yo mama so old, she has an autographed bible
yo mama so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday
yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the SUPER BOWL
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
Get the yo mama jokemug. A funhearted misspelling of "Shut your mouth"
by Sumsar March 16, 2023
Get the Shut yo mousemug. MiddiWest
She wanna be my private dancer (The stripper anthem, baby)
My private deep throater
Let’s go (Let’s go)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Girl, you got a long tongue (Yeah), you can’t go wrong (Okay)
When you see me, you say I turn you on (Yeah, baby)
Always say (Uh), if I get a chance (Uh)
I’m gonna satisfy your needs (She say)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Get it, c’mon)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees (Yeah)
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Uh, let’s go)
Hit me up, all day (All day)
Talking about, how she gonna swipe me (Swipe me)
She says she just love, swallowing my babiеs (My babies)
She start doing me insidе my Mercedes
She love going up and down (Down)
She keep doing that “hm” sound (Make it turn up)
Lickin’ it (Uh), swallow it (Swallow it), gargle it (Uh)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
She wanna be my private dancer (The stripper anthem, baby)
My private deep throater
Let’s go (Let’s go)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Girl, you got a long tongue (Yeah), you can’t go wrong (Okay)
When you see me, you say I turn you on (Yeah, baby)
Always say (Uh), if I get a chance (Uh)
I’m gonna satisfy your needs (She say)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Get it, c’mon)
I don’t got no problems gettin’ on my knees (Yeah)
I don’t got no problem, I’m your freak (Uh, let’s go)
Hit me up, all day (All day)
Talking about, how she gonna swipe me (Swipe me)
She says she just love, swallowing my babiеs (My babies)
She start doing me insidе my Mercedes
She love going up and down (Down)
She keep doing that “hm” sound (Make it turn up)
Lickin’ it (Uh), swallow it (Swallow it), gargle it (Uh)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws (Your jaws)?
Balls in your jaws (Your jaws)
Can I? (Can I?), can I? (Can I?)
by Me whenever: September 13, 2021
Get the Balls in yo jawmug. Children, young teenagers, and often adults that are addicted to the show yo gabba gabba, and slowly but surely they believe that they are apart of the show. Symptoms are mild headaches from recalling theme songs, sudden dancing and prancing similar to Nathaniel or Britney Spears, acting childish , walking with your hands in the air , and giving free hugs.
Teacher: "Are there any drawings on your desks that I have to clean?"
Student 1: "Yes, right here."
Teacher: "Oh..seems like some sort of creature."
Student 2: "Looks like a yo gabba gabba to me."
Teacher: "Er..Well kids around here are a lil yo gabba gabba in the head."
Student 1: "Yes, right here."
Teacher: "Oh..seems like some sort of creature."
Student 2: "Looks like a yo gabba gabba to me."
Teacher: "Er..Well kids around here are a lil yo gabba gabba in the head."
by t3rd November 8, 2007
Get the yo gabba gabbamug. by EYE LOVAZOL PUSSYZOL February 14, 2004
Get the YO MAMAmug. A trippy and slightly creepy kid's show about toys. The show begins with an African American male with strange tastes in clothes taking several toys out of a box and placing them in various scenes in a large diorama. The toys come to life, sing, dance, and go on and on about nothing (like most kids shows). These events are commonly interrupted by kids convulsing (dancing) to a color-changing background, bad and obviously out of work bands and other things common to kids shows such as 30 second life lessons. The show is really a representation of what happens when you give children LSD or other psychedelics. It's surprisingly entertaining for viewers of all ages, but is most popular with children of drug addicts and scene teenagers, because it's "cute" and is secretly about LSD.
One of the most famous (and creepiest) songs is a song called "Party in My Tummy" performed by a green monster named "Brobee". It features him eating various foods that also accompany his lines "There's a party in my tummy!" with "SO YUMMY! SO YUMMY!" At one point, he stops eating and some carrots start to cry because they don't get to go to the party in Brobee's tummy (they don't get to be eaten). This little problem is shortly resolved by Brobee eating the carrots and continuing his little song.
One of the most famous (and creepiest) songs is a song called "Party in My Tummy" performed by a green monster named "Brobee". It features him eating various foods that also accompany his lines "There's a party in my tummy!" with "SO YUMMY! SO YUMMY!" At one point, he stops eating and some carrots start to cry because they don't get to go to the party in Brobee's tummy (they don't get to be eaten). This little problem is shortly resolved by Brobee eating the carrots and continuing his little song.
Scene Kid: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS SHOW CALLED YO GABBA GABBA IT'S SO CUTE!!!
6-year-old: I love that show! I always dance to the people on the TV and I sing and I play and I have lots of fun and the guy is so cool and the other people are so cool too!!!
Drug Addict: That show is so trippy. It's my visual of choice when I do acid tabs!
6-year-old: I love that show! I always dance to the people on the TV and I sing and I play and I have lots of fun and the guy is so cool and the other people are so cool too!!!
Drug Addict: That show is so trippy. It's my visual of choice when I do acid tabs!
by RunningBear12 March 2, 2011
Get the Yo Gabba Gabbamug. Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life
4 yo momma jokes:
Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
by Bob_McBob December 15, 2009
Get the yo momma jokesmug.