Nature wooding

When your chick gives you head then bangs you in a forest.

Brad: hey dude, how was you and Brittany's camping trip?

Patrick: Dude, it was awesome. She gave me the best nature wooding ever.

by BravesFan15 May 15, 2011

Jory wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞

Jory wood please marry me someday

by Squish22 May 4, 2022

Hayley Woods

A girl with many features. She is sassy, loving, and very funny. She is a blond and blue eyes, Hayley will be the bestest friend you will always have. You would have to kill her if you wanted to hurt her friends. She would always take the first bullet. She wont open up her feelings for you. But if you watch close enough she will give you signs as if she likes you or not. If she doesn't still be her friends. She will be there when you need her the most. Hayley is very hyper all the times and you will love that she will always make you smile and laugh because of that. Hayley will always be there and she will always be happy to see you. At first she will be very shy, and you may have to say the first words. but when she does get to know you she will love to be your friend!! If you get to know a hayley make sure that you never let her get into harms way! Or never lose her she will be the best thing of your life!!!!

hayley: h-hey
guy: I like your hair.
My name is hayley Woods
Mine is greg

by ❤️🏀woodsy🏀❤️ December 6, 2019

Sanding Wood

Masturbating

Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2

by T. J. Efferson March 24, 2017

Breakfast Wood

When you're morning wood delays until a little while after you wake up. Wake up soft and get hard a little while later.

"Damn bro, I thought the little guy died this morning, but it was just breakfast wood. He rose to smell the eggs."

by Epitemisis June 30, 2017

butt wood

poop, doo doo, dookie, shit, log

Patrice: where u going dawg?
Jiff: Ima go chop some butt wood

by Patrice DENALI keep it real November 4, 2008

ben wood

Someone who talks behind people’s back and bullies them, but everyone sees him as a cute little boy. He even gets rude on snapchat, but in real life he will go red.

OMG did u hear that karen talked shit about jake!!

yh lol he’s such a ben wood.

by mike oxmallllllliolo November 15, 2019