Wife material

A woman who is kind, sweet, wants a family and probably loves nature.

I want a woman that's wife material so bad
maybe stop texting evil fashion girls on hinge

by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025

Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Luvs wife

Someone who won't shut up and can't fight

Mate ur a luvs wife

by Shut it declan I'd do you June 30, 2023

National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 2, 2020

Wife-in-Law

A blood-related sister in Alabama.

When my wife is “not In the mood” I go to my wife-in-law

by Pseudonummm num num April 22, 2023

Male Wife

Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel

Me: "Lucifer is such a Male Wife"

Friend: "I agree."

by SwonkyBird February 15, 2024

throw down wife

the wife of a man whose homosexuality isn't accepted by his parents and he is forced to marry a woman

Me: We're not sure if my sister's boyfriend is gay or not.
Aunt Beth: Maybe she can be his throw down wife.
Aunt Janet: Well she won't be getting thrown down much.

by idon'tknowwhyi'mhere March 2, 2016