Filthy Well

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.

Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.

by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011

well boy

an insult saying that someone deserves to live deep in a well

Joel you’re just a little well boy

by heckyabroski February 24, 2022

something you've learnt to do so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

Well anchored rack

I nice, safely tied bikini top on a girl with ample assets.

Bernice came flouncing into the room - her well anchored rack perky but uncharacteristically subdued.

by Bryce Bernard July 07, 2018

well bless your little heart

To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.

Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".

by FinnishSuperman May 10, 2011

water-well bitch?

A beautiful woman that sits belly up to the bar orders a glass of water and or well drinks and expects the next round to be on you.

Who do you think I am a millionaire. Your drinking Water-WELL BITCH?

by eve1 June 25, 2024

Well That's Fantastic

Used as an ironic reference to the fact that it abbreviates as WTF. Said whenever someone gives you useless information about their life that you don't know how to respond to

Random Acquaintance: I bought this cheeseboard from Waitrose and it doesn't even have Wensleydale!
You: Well That's Fantastic (read: I do not care one bit)

by rottingxoxox February 15, 2024