Dashboard Warrior

Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.

Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…

by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021

keyboard warrior

people named ella

1: “whats a keyboard warrior”
2: “uno ella”
1: “yh”
2: “shes a keyboard warrior”
1: “ohhhhh”

by Ratataatat2 August 30, 2021

stroke warrior

A person who has suffered a stroke who has harnessed a "fighting spirit" to assist them in their recovery and in life.

"Alon is a stroke warrior, overcoming the prognosis given to him by the medical community, achieving what he was told was impossible."

by alontree September 2, 2021

warrior

An image with an absurdly-large file size.

Person 1: "Okay, look in the folder labeled 'rt to scare volvo' for the TF2 images."
Person 2: "Hey, why do you have an image of Heavy called 'warrior'? And why is it 20K pixels squared, and 48.7 terabytes in size?"
Person 1: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

by Aqxer June 14, 2021

warrior pig

Soon to be best theme park in the united kingdom

Top rides include teh samri and teh floorlez

omfg itz teh warrior pig

by Warrior pig man August 5, 2004

Yubo warrior

Someone who bangs yubo 24/7 and has no job

Debbie get off yubo and look after your kids you yubo warrior

by Tkmayze September 17, 2024

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024