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twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014
mugGet the twat spreadermug.

Cupboard Of Twats

Collective term for a large group of twats. Sometimes also referenced as The Twat Cupboard e.g. "Get in The Twat Cupboard you twat!"
Also the opposite of a Drawer Of Prats.
by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020
mugGet the Cupboard Of Twatsmug.

Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge
"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Swan Twattingmug.

twack twat

The sex was great but that bitch had some twack twat that belongs in the zoo.
by Riot Craig May 3, 2018
mugGet the twack twatmug.

twatting out

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.
Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"
by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 9, 2017
mugGet the twatting outmug.

obnoxious twat

Someone who thinks they are the best thing ever.

One who thinks he is champagne in a tall glass, yet they are infant warm piss in a plastic up.
You know Mo, he's an obnoxious twat he is
by R@ch October 13, 2016
mugGet the obnoxious twatmug.

Twat Torpedo

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!
by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021
mugGet the Twat Torpedomug.

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