tesco turd

when one produces an extremely horse shoe shaped shit that is long enough to circumnavigate the bowl without breakage. there is also a worrying absence of shit rags!

B DOGGG: alex viner of 3 school street askam in furness curled out a fucking tesco turd! he fucking loved it

by B DOGG69 March 13, 2008

turd polish

turd polish the act of applying nice things to somthing that is a peice of crap in order to hide the fact it is a turd

tom bought a crappy car so puts {turd polish} spinners on it.

by sonicwarhawk December 9, 2005

turd nugget

A disgusting snack during a movie. Originally came from a low cal chocolate bran flake bar eaten during the X-Men Origins movie. It caused such a disturbance that the viewers went into laughing comas.
Also a small bit of poop, about 1/10th the size of a regular turd.

1.Man these granola bars are turd nuggets.
2.Yesterday I had to crap so bad, but I only got out a turd nugget.

by pooperscooperdooper March 11, 2010

turd burglar

One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.

J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.

by Teksystems September 2, 2003

Turd-Burglar

Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.

I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!

by fallenaway April 4, 2009

James Turd

A deadly assassin released from the bowels.

An extremely bad smelling piece of excrement. One that may cause harm by its odour. 'Oh my God, someone left a James Turd in the loo!'

by Francesca Di Natale September 11, 2008

sweaty turd

That morning after a heavy night of drinking shit.

Hey Sean after drinking all dat vodka and knocking out a plate of enchilada's you must of dropped a sweaty turd.

by Justin baddass October 5, 2007