Squirrel

A Southern term men use for women they want to nut in.
Cute or Hot girls men find sexually attractive.

Guy 1. Damn that girl is a squirrel.
Guy 2. Hell yeah id love to hide my nut in her.

by XHEADHUNTERx 7 August 26, 2019

Squirrel

the tiny thing your dog is freaking barking at

Omg... stop doggy its just a squirrel

by I'm here b*tch August 27, 2019

squirrel milk

Is when a squirrel gets in your house and relieves himself in your cereal

Dam squirrel milk again

by Patrick swayzie August 31, 2019

Squirrel Feeder

When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.

“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”

by BeeRandi September 4, 2019

squirrel cunt

It’s when a girl has a tight ass cunt that even an average sized penis can’t fit in

Hey dude, I went out last night, had a few drinks at the bar, met a girl named Sammy, went home with her and she had a tight ass squirrel cunt.

by Dannyboydownunder September 14, 2019

Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks

John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks

by Peeeebis September 24, 2019

Squirrel Grenade

An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.

I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.

by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019