unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.
Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.
by CMO7 August 1, 2017
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The unicorn

When a man puts on a full face respirator and attaches a dildo to the center of the mask. A woman then gets on top of it and fucks it so the guy gets a front row seat
Honey when you get home I’ll be waiting with the unicorn!
by Shat man April 24, 2025
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Unicorn

Miami Artist whose passion is using the canvas to paint her world. Unique for her search for Justice, she magically campaigns for a better world even while being a keen student of history.
Only a unicorn could livestream and paint at the same time.
by Monarc September 12, 2023
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Unicorn

While your lady is casually dropping a loaf, walk in and place the tip of your member up against her forehead whilst shouting “unicorn”. She will love this…results may vary
Bill: did you hear about Geoff? He gave his wife a unicorn…his wake is on Tuesday
by Maybe on Wednesday February 22, 2025
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stunt unicorn

to stand in as a third part in a threesome-like one-off sexual situation.
My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.
by chelseydoeslove May 21, 2016
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