Incest-in-law

To fuck one's brother-in law or sister-in-law.

Ed: "Wait, Jack fucked his wife Jill's sister?"
Eddie: "Yeah he just committed incest-in-law."

by The Elias June 2, 2016

Law Dig

Great substitute for any of the following:
Bro, Dude, or Homie.
Usually used by white kids who arent gangster enough to say homie, are tired of dude, and are not good enough friends with people to call them bros.

Megan: "What's up Laaaaaw Diiiig?!?
Jack: "Nothing much Law Dig, just about to go get some pizza."

by Floe, Skyler December 17, 2008

Herschel's Law

Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.

Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3

Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked

by Sir William Herschel December 30, 2018

Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.

Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!

by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017

man-in-law

Someone you girlfriend/wife used to date and she may or may not still have feelings for

Tom: I caught up with John yesterday
Jim: Ha! You mean you man-in-law...remember your wife Jackie used to date him for a while before you
Tom: Shit.. no wonder we never became friends

by Ninety-five August 27, 2010

Distance-in-law

The appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. General rule of thumb is just far enough so they can't drop by unannounced.

When looking at new houses, Rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.

by Grant Rampus August 31, 2016

ex in-laws

Ex in laws mean: when one family are separate, ( if ur parents decied to get divorce; the family of the wife won't get a exra family of the husband. )

My best friends, parents had decied to divorces, so i won't have a new brother or sister ( ex in-laws)

by Little_Spiderman April 22, 2016