Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.
by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023
Get the Jason Bournemug. by Pen620 October 29, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the jason phammug. I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL
by Immi786 June 14, 2023
Get the Jasonmug. A person who is very smart & intelligible, while it may not seem so at first he is very knowledgeable and has a tendency to cuss a lot. But all around a great person to be around (especially if you are knowledgeable). He does tend to make a harsh joke or two but it's all part of the game, and he has an unhealthy obsession with leg hairs
by Quirkywriter February 21, 2025
Get the Jasonmug. 
by thatiskindatrue March 21, 2025
Get the Jasonmug.