by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

To be involved to the extent that you do the emotional heavy lifting, be exclusive, be romantic, go the whole nine-yards, because its 2025.
by OLDWORDSNEWMEANINGS June 4, 2025

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen
Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked
by Cartini July 5, 2022

person a: Hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>?
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.
by VeryVeryEvilCat September 17, 2012

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.
“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”
by McNutz March 8, 2021
