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Rubber Duck

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck
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Duck Fizz

the band that sound identical to some Arctic Monkeys songs
*while listening to discover weekly*
oh why are Arctic Monkeys here... wait, what the fuck is Duck Fizz
by SmileyWeb December 22, 2020
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Duck Walker

Someone who had rough sex and is hurting the next day.
Squatting. Sitting.

The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.

The duck walker also looks like a slut.
by Duckwalkersbestfriend July 13, 2009
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Ducks up

Ducks up in the historical opposite to Ducks down.
Ducks up is like a game, where you flip a pencil with two ducks on either sides and whichever one wins is ducks up or ducks down. Ducks up comes from the English word duck. Pronounced as "duck".
A: Hey dude ducks up or ducks down?
B: Im'a go for ducks up!
A: Sorry dude its ducks down.
by Big Gay. Mega Gay. September 16, 2019
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peeking duck

A large turd that is uncomfortably peeking out of your bung hole
Bro I gotta find a bathroom, I got a peeking duck!
by mrmeanor January 20, 2016
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Duck taupe

pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.

Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.

Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010
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duck doctor

It's the gynecologist, the lady doctor, the vaginatrician.

Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.
"Damn it, I have my annual with the duck doctor."

"The who?"

"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."
by faceoftoday April 1, 2011
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