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Duck Walker

Someone who had rough sex and is hurting the next day.
Squatting. Sitting.

The duck walker had a hard time walking in the school's hallway today.

The duck walker also looks like a slut.
by Duckwalkersbestfriend July 13, 2009
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fluff a duck

An alternative to fuck off. Literally meaning to squat down and swoosh a ducks feathers in a circular motion. But used as a defense from a defensive situation.
Cohen: You’re looking pretty short buddy, ahaha dwarf.
Friend: Go fluff a duck!
by bedbuggy666 May 19, 2018
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Duck taupe

pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.

Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.

Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010
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duck sasuage

Duck on down and get you some
"Do you like duck sausage"
Duck on down and get you some!
(A man asking for his cock to be sucked)
Do you like duck sasuage?
- what is duck sausage?
"Duck on down and get you some"
by Fitzclash April 30, 2016
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Waddling Duck

A cocktail. Kettle One vodka + soda water + a splash of Rockstar energy drink and served with a lime.
Patron: Can I get a Waddling Duck?

Bartender: A mallard or a drake?

Patron: You pick.
by britishknightshoes June 17, 2009
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Duck Fizz

the band that sound identical to some Arctic Monkeys songs
*while listening to discover weekly*
oh why are Arctic Monkeys here... wait, what the fuck is Duck Fizz
by SmileyWeb December 22, 2020
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suck duck

A girl that you have on speed dial to suck your dick but don't fuck her at all. She just around when you want some head.
Last night I was in the mood to get some good as head so I called my suck duck over.
by Panty droppa April 3, 2016
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